Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
why is half of my head shaved?
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