Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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