On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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