idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?