Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
ugly people sure do ruin things
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!