Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
where does the pee come out of this thing
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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