Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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