There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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