I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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