drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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