How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Buhtt sex?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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