Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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