yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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