I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just got carded by a ten year old.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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