420 ftw
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why can't burritos get me drunk
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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