Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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