Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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