Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize