did you get engaged???
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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