FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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