i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize