what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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