woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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