Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Never underestimate the power of titties
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