You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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