This is not my ceiling
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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