cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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