Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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