I hate your face
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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