No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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