As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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