I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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