I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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