What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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