there's paper in my vomit.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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