whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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