i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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