But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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