Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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