singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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