Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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