Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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