I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
We got so high we made milksteak
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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