no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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