You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
why is half of my head shaved?
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