dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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