There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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