I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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