Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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