Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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