I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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