That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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