I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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