i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I FOUND THE LEGS
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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