How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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