I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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