Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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