Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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