Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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